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Friday, August 20, 2010

How to calculate GPA???!??!?!?

Hey, my school uses the English system but i still need to know what my GPA is. I have no idea how to calculate this using my grades, i tried some sites but they were a bit confusing.

can anyone tell me how?

If it helps, My A-Level grades are:

A (with full marks)

C (mid range)

C (high range)

D (high range)How to calculate GPA???!??!?!?
For Example.. You have 6 classes, and you got 3 A's, 2 B's and 1 C

A=4

B=3

C=2

D=1

F=0

Add it up.. 3 A's is 12, 2 B's is 8 and 1 C is 2. = 22

Divide 22 by 6, and you'll have a GPA of 3.67..

The reason you divide it by 6 is because you have 6 classes. So do that for your grades, and you'll come up with a GPA. GLHow to calculate GPA???!??!?!?
a= 4.0

b= 3.0

c=2.0

d=1.0

f=0

4+2+2+1=9

9/4 ( the four grades = 2.25 or a mid level C average.

for a more accurate GPA I need more accurate grades.
This is what i used. its very helpful and self explanatory

http://www.cie.org.uk/docs/recognition/Calculating%20GPAs%20for%20IGCSE.pdf

and yes you need to calculate your O-Levels too

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Does anyone have tips on how to make the Ganzfeld procedure work better?

I tried lying on my bed with windows closed, duct tape over my eyes and static playing on the radio to drown out noise. I think it didn't work for a number of reasons:

1. There was a slight amount of music in the background behind the static

2. The tape would sometimes come away revealing small amounts of light to get in.

3. Some arrogant moron began thumping out one of those songs where you can only feel and hear the bass notes about half way through!

How to make your Science teacher to notice you?

There's this trip that I'm really passionate about, and I really want to go.

However, only one person is allowed to go, and I want to make a good reputation for myself by next year (when the person is chosen).

Any ideas?

Thanks in advanceHow to make your Science teacher to notice you?
How could that be more obvious? Do a superb job learning the science! You might try to emphasize whatever the trip is to be about. Imagine the teacher's selection thought process. The more obvious it is that you are the best choice for the trip, the greater your chances of selection.How to make your Science teacher to notice you?
Demonstrate that you know and are learning by:

1. scoring high marks

2. participating in class--raise your hand, don't wait to be called on.

3. do any bonus questions offered

4. asking thoughtful questions about the assigned readings that show you understand the basics and thinking more deeply about the subject than those readings provide

5. studying about the subject involved in the trip

This will give you a start.

How to kill a strong headache when I've tried pills, sleep, coffee and nothing helps?

You might want to take some of these teas for headaches:

- peppermint tea

- chamomile tea

- lavender tea

A comprehensive list of teas for headache can be found below:How to kill a strong headache when I've tried pills, sleep, coffee and nothing helps?
How long have you had it? If it's been days you should see a doctor. Sounds like you might have a migraine. You can try a product called Pentadolex that has a natural ingredient called Butterbur. That really helps me with my migraines. But other answers are correct, headaches can be caused by many different things. Good idea to figure out what caused it so it doesn't happen again.How to kill a strong headache when I've tried pills, sleep, coffee and nothing helps?
headaches can be caused by tight muscles. if the headache is more at the back of your head, this is most likely the cause. One of the most common muscles for this is the trapezius muscle. a massage to help relief some of the tension may get rid of your headache
You should drink a lot of water. Lots of times headaches are caused by dehydration. You need to get hydrated so drink lots of water and avoid beverages that have a lot of caffeine like coffee.
Sometimes headaches can be a sign of your blood pressure being elevated. Try eating a banana and drink plenty of water. You can also try eating a piece of raw garlic, this will bring your pressure down instantly.
I guess the only other option is...

weed!!!! hahaha

How to fix the power button on a hitachi 52 inch projection tv?

it turns on then turns right off how do i fix it?How to fix the power button on a hitachi 52 inch projection tv?
Firstly, hold the Menu and Input for a few seconds. You may need to do a hard reset to clear all settings.

If this doesn't bring up the analog picture, there can be 2 reasons (components to test %26amp; replace):

1. Problems with the flyback transformer

2. Problems with the convergence circuit.

In most modern-day projection TV's the problem can be rectified by replacing the flyback transformer.

How to move UNPURCHASED songs from one computer to another using my ipod?

I use Itunes and have all of my music on my desktop computer. I am now using a laptop and would like for all of my music to be moved to that computer. I was able to move the purchased music, but is there a way to use my ipod to move all of the songs in my music library that were downloaded from my personal CDs?How to move UNPURCHASED songs from one computer to another using my ipod?
Hi, Apple has step-by-step instructions on how to transfer your iTunes library from one computer to another. I've attached the link for using an iPod to transfer the library, but if your iPod does not have enough free memory, you can do it with a flash drive or external hard drive. Doing it the way Apple recommends is supposed to preserve your play counts, album art, changes you made to the song information and (i think) also playlists.

I would have copied the instructions here, but the instructions come with pictures that won't show up.

https://support.apple.com/kb/HT1329

How To Stream Movies From Ubuntu 9.10 to Xbox 360?

hey. im pretty new to linux. I know a bit more then the basics. Anyways i just recently got it put on my computer. now i come to the part of figuring out how to watch movies on my xbox 360. I am a totally loss for this at the moment. So Step by Step instructions would be awesome. I need to know What program is best to use for this. I would prefer a simple method of doing this. But if not then whatever works,

Thanks in AdvanceHow To Stream Movies From Ubuntu 9.10 to Xbox 360?
If I'm correct, the XBox can see network shares and stream from there.

Install and configure Samba (the Windows file sharing system for Linux) on your linux box. Place your movies in a Samba shared directory, and point your Xbox to that computer/share.

Follow the guide in the source link below.

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How to start an online store?

I would like to earn a little extra money so I'm thinking I would like to start an online store. I don't have any inventory so I would need to find a site that has products for my online store. Does anyone know of any websites that offer that kind of service where I can start an online store?How to start an online store?
YES it's called ZILO.com they have everything you need to develop your own stroes and all mercahndise is provided by real merachants that handle everything !

YOU just post the itrems up on the web and collect the commsions

How to uninstall ';Get Your Protection with Security Tool'; out of my computer?

Because it's driving me insane!How to uninstall ';Get Your Protection with Security Tool'; out of my computer?
Download this http://download.cnet.com/Malwarebytes-An鈥?/a>

update it and run a scan.How to uninstall ';Get Your Protection with Security Tool'; out of my computer?
Security Tool Removal Guide

http://vmsar.wordpress.com/2010/02/05/se鈥?/a>
Hope this site can help you uninstall it easily:

http://www.best-uninstaller.com/

It has been developed to specifically uninstall any unwanted programs on PC, save me a lot of time and frustration.

Good luck.
Security Tool is a fake program, its a rogue spyware virus. to get it removed from your pc, run an antispyware program or follow the manual removal instructions within this link

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It's a part of Security Tool malware infection. Possible Security Tool fixes:

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Good luck!
It's a Security Tool malware displays all these alerts, so you need to get rid of it. Firstly you must disable it for a moment by:

a) rebooting into safe mode with networking (press F8 just after reboot)

b) pressing ctrl+shift+esc right after logging in into windows. go under processes tab, stop all numerical processes.

Then, go under the process table and stop its randomly named numerical processes (like 631135265exe). Then search the Internet and download a good anti-spyware like Spyware Doctor or update the one you have. Run a full system scan to delete everything what was left.

How to train a Beagle to go to the bathroom outside.?

We have had a beagle for more than a year and he still is going to the bathroom in the house even after he has been outside. He likes to go on top of my daughters toy box! He takes off all the time, and I starting to wonder if he should go to someone who is more capable of handling his breed better.How to train a Beagle to go to the bathroom outside.?
First of all, beagles need a secure fenced in area or to be on a leash or yes, they will run off. He needs two structured leash walks per day of at least 45 minutes each. Give him shorter walks (on the leash) several times a day. When he goes outside, praise him. If you've been for a lengthy walk and he still hasn't gone (and you think he should have) then put him in his crate for about 45 minutes and try again. Keep him confined to the room you are in so you can watch for signs that he needs to go. He obviously considers your daughter's toy box as prime real estate, so move it someplace where he can't get to it.How to train a Beagle to go to the bathroom outside.?
step 1

Firstly, the puppy should be kept in an enclosure that is fairly small or in a crate during the times that he is ';napping'; and at night. This is the First step to housetraining. This is because the puppy normally will not go potty in his ';bed area'; and instinctively he will keep his bed area clean.

Step 2

Secondly, at all times when you do take the puppy outside, keep him leashed, and take along some treats. The treats are only for offering to the puppy if and when he pees or poops. The leash should be long enough to allow him to move freely without being constrained by you, so that he has at least a 12 foot or so diameter area to ';investigate';.

Step 3

Thirdly, keep a ';watch'; on the puppy during the times that he is not napping and is playing or running around in the house. Do not leave food down for him to munch on (see tips below) but do leave fresh water available. Take him outside about once every hour to two hours depending on his age, when he is active.

Step 4

The puppy should be taken outside on a regular schedule, every two hours for sure. And EVERY time he begins to go to sleep, put him in his crate, and when he wakes up, take him outside. Keep a ';watch'; on him. If he begins to run around in circles and sniff along the floor, take him outside. Put him in his crate every night, do not remove him during the night unless he creates a HUGE fuss. If you do take him out of his crate, take him outside, on a leash, give him a treat if he goes potty, and bring him back inside and put him back in his bed.

Step 5

Always give a treat immediately and praise the puppy for going potty outside. Begin to use key words to elicit this behavior, words like ';hurry up'; or ';go potty'; just as he is beginning to sniff around. This WILL work. Do not play with the puppy or pay any attention to him UNLESS he eliminates. Be patient.If he has been crated for an hour or two, he most likely will go within 20 minutes. Also if he has eaten within the last half hour, he should go within 20 minutes.

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You need to start with the basics. Basic obedience, walking on a leash....heel, come, stay and sit.

Part of the problem is that your dog doesn't see you as alpha.

When walking your dog outside to go to the bathroom, be sure to give positive reinforcement if they go outside. Use terms like 'Go Potty', 'Go Pee' and so forth.

Keep an eye on the dog when he tries to go inside and catch them in the act and go 'BAAAH'. in a horse voice. Take them outside right away and try to get them to go. If they do, offer them praise.

Try not get physical or such. It's all about you training the dog to go outside, not that this dog is purposely peeing on your daughters toy box and such.

Crate training might be in order too.
Don't blame the breed - blame the lack of structure given to the dog by the owner (you).

It's easy to accept defeat when you just pass it off as the breed being too difficult for you, huh?

YOU need to put in the time necessary to properly potty train your dog. You can start here: http://www.my-doberman.com/potty-trainin鈥?/a>

It doesn't matter that it's a Doberman site or that it is for puppies by the way. All dogs are potty trained in the same manner and age has nothing to do with it.

If you ultimately decide to give up this dog because it is too difficult for you - don't buy another dog until you completely understand how much time, energy and patience it will require in order to properly train your dog - because you will have this problem with ANY dog you get, this is not breed specific.
Take him out right after he eats or shows restlessness. If he's wandering around your daughter's toy box, take him outside right away! If he ';goes'; outside, reward him with love and praise. Rewarding him for ';going'; outside will teach him that outside is the place to ';go';. Whenever he ';goes'; inside, scold him and take him outside. That will teach him that he needs to ';go'; outside. Monitor him if he's wandering around restlessly or anxiously and take him outside. Wandering around in a certain spot and acting restlessly are two vital signs that he has to ';go';. After he eats or has a big drink of water is a good time to take him outside. Remember to praise for the right behavior and scold the wrong behavior. Good luck!
There are harder breeds to own that Beagles. I think the problem is down to your consistency. You're just another lazy owner who is considering giving up their dog due to an issue as mundane and easily resolved as housebreaking. Many average pet owners can handle Beagles. Why can't you?

You do know that dogs like to toilet where they have toileted before? It's the smell. I suggest you thoroughly clean the toy box with disinfectant so the stale urine smell is gone (he can smell it even if you can't) and then move it where he cannot reach it.

Then research crate training. Dogs don't like to soil their own sleeping quarters so if you confine a dog and its bed in a crate, it will only toilet when it is released, which is when you put him immediately outside to toilet in the correct area and praise him when he does the correct thing. If he still toilets inside, make sure you correct him, at least verbally. Even puppies should be able to handle verbal corrections.

If you do decide to just give up on the dog because YOU can't train it, don't get another dog until you have thoroughly researched the time, consistency and effort having a dog requires. And please do not try to fob off your inability to train the breed of your dog - how ridiculous!
if you want your dog to do what you say there is only one way i have 7 dogs and this trick works on them all the time i will show them a treat i will give them each one then i will show them the other one but i dont give it to them until they do what i say if they do good then i give them the other treat

How to stop messages from friends of friends on facebook?

A friend of mine got married today and I received 74 messages from his friends who were commenting on this but the message that I was receiving was “XXXXX commented on a photo of you:” They were not commenting on my photo but were exchanging messages between themselves over my friend. How do I stop this as I do not mind being on Facebook but 74 messages saying that people were commenting on my photo when they are not is extreme?How to stop messages from friends of friends on facebook?
Okay, firstly if it said they are commenting on your photo. but u say its not ';your'; photo, that mean your friend tagged you in his photo. So im guessing its actually your friend photo right? Well if that's the case, every time someone comments on his photo it will send you notifications that someone commented on your photo since you are tagged. As Long as you remained tagged in the photo, the longer you will get notifications that people are commenting on it. To get rid of that you would have to de-tag yourself. As in go to the picture, under the picture it should say tag. and if your tagged, you click on remove, or something similar to that meaning. That way your no longer tagged (as your photo) and will no longer get notifications when someone comments on it.How to stop messages from friends of friends on facebook?
Unfortunately, the function of blocking the updates from a particular photo that you either liked or commented on is unavailable.

But look on the bright side, it will eventually pass.
just go onto account settings and that should help

Does anyone know the cause of autism? How to prevent my soon to be born daughter from having autism?

I'm currently pregnant and wonder if there's anything I have to do to prevent autism? Is it true that certain vaccines can cause autism? Thank youDoes anyone know the cause of autism? How to prevent my soon to be born daughter from having autism?
There is no known single cause for autism, but it is generally accepted by the medical community that it is caused by abnormalities in brain structure or function. Brain scans show differences in the shape and structure of the brain in autistic versus non-autistic children. Researchers are investigating a number of theories, including the link between heredity, genetics and medical problems. While no one gene has been identified as causing autism, in many families there appears to be a pattern of autism or related disabilities, further supporting a genetic basis to the disorder. Researchers are searching for irregular segments of genetic code that autistic children may have inherited. It also appears that some children are born with a higher susceptibility to autism, but researchers have not yet identified a single ';trigger'; that causes autism to develop.

Researchers are also investigating the possibility that, under certain conditions, a cluster of unstable genes may interfere with brain development, resulting in autism. Still other researchers are investigating problems during pregnancy or delivery, as well as environmental factors such as viral infections, metabolic imbalances, and exposure to environmental chemicals.

Autism tends to occur more frequently than expected among individuals who have certain medical conditions, including Fragile X syndrome, tuberous sclerosis, congenital rubella syndrome, and untreated phenylketonuria (PKU). Some harmful substances ingested during pregnancy have also been associated with an increased risk of autism. Early in 2002, The Agency for Toxic Substances and Disease Registry (ATSDR) prepared a review of hazardous chemical exposures and autism and found no compelling evidence for an association. However, there was very limited research and more needs to be done to rule out chemicals.

The question regarding a relationship between vaccines and autism continues to be debated. In 2001, an investigation by a committee of the Institute of Medicine concluded that the ';evidence favors rejection of a causal relationship.... between MMR vaccines and autistic spectrum disorders (ASD).'; The committee however, acknowledged that ';they could not rule out'; the possibility that the MMR vaccine could contribute to ASD in a small number of children. While other researchers agree the data does not support a link between the MMR and autism, they also agree more research is clearly needed.

Whatever the cause, it is clear that children with autism and PDD are born with the disorder or born with the potential to develop it. Bad parenting does not cause it. It is not a mental illness. Children with autism are not unruly kids who choose not to behave. Furthermore, no known psychological factors in the development of a child have been shown to cause autism.

http://www.autism-society.org/site/PageS鈥?/a>

If you are a normal healthy individual do not worry about any thing and keep yourself cheerful and healthy. Do the physical exersises as adviced by your Doctors regularly and think positively. Wish you all the best.Does anyone know the cause of autism? How to prevent my soon to be born daughter from having autism?
This article will be very helpful in showing you what you can do (or not do) to prevent autism in your child.

http://homepages.wmich.edu/~ca鈥?/a>

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We can't solve problem's by using the same kind of thinking used when we created them...........

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Want to prevent autism? DO NOT vaccinate your newborn child. DO NOT allow the ';Professionals'; (who are technically owned by the drug companies) to convince you otherwise. You will thank me for this later. Expect them to be rude to you when you tell them you dont want to vaccinate.

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I strongly believe that vaccines are a big part of it if not all a part of it. I am going to be a grandmother at the end of this year and I did some research, My grandchild is not getting vaccinated. All agree with it. People and nurses will probably put the fear into you about not getting vaccinated, but I strongly believe we do not need it, it does us more harm than good. If not autism, then maybe ADD or ADHD, or other behaviour disorders.

In my research, I found out that the amount of mercury in a vaccination shot can only be harmless to you if you weigh 500 lbs. That doesn't sound to good.
It hasn't been proven that vaccines can cause autism, but is a question. Around the time that children receive the mumps and rubella vaccine they will sometimes find out they have autism shortly after. Many people wonder if that could be a cause, but it has yet to be proven. As of now there really aren't any tips to help prevent it. Your doctor can tell you some signs to look for once your daughter is born to find out if she has autism. It sometimes occurs at birth, but sometimes it occurs later in life (but still young), but if you know the signs you can detect it earlier and closer to right when it occurs.

If you want more information feel free to contact me. My mom works with autistic children and other children with problems. I can give you some websites or other information. Just let me know!
The cause of autism is unknown and neither are ways of preventing autism
Autism is a physical condition linked to abnormal biology and chemistry in the brain. The exact causes of these abnormalities remain unknown, but this is a very active area of research. There are probably a combination of factors that lead to autism.

Genetic factors seem to be important. For example, identical twins are much more likely than fraternal twins or siblings to both have autism. Similarly, language abnormalities are more common in relatives of autistic children. Chromosomal abnormalities and other neurological problems are also more common in families with autism.

A number of other possible causes have been suspected, but not proven. They involve digestive tract changes, diet, mercury poisoning, vaccine sensitivity, and the body's inefficient use of vitamins and minerals.

Some parents have heard that the MMR vaccine that children receive may cause autism. This theory was based, in part, on two facts. First, the incidence of autism has increased steadily since around the same time the MMR vaccine was introduced. Second, children with the regressive form of autism (a type of autism that develops after a period of normal development) tend to start to show symptoms around the time the MMR vaccine is given. This is likely a coincidence due to the age of children at the time they receive this vaccine.

Several major studies have found NO connection between the vaccine and autism, however. The American Academy of Pediatrics and the Center for Disease Control and Prevention report that there is no proven link between autism and the MMR vaccine.
Unfortunately there is nothing that you can do to prevent autism. They say the mercury in flu shots causes autism but there is not scientific proof of this. 1 in every 166 children are born with Autism Spectrum Disorder. I have 2 sons with Autism. The early warning signs are. Your baby doesn't smile or interact with you when you are playing with them. They don't make much eye contact. They don't babble or coo. For more warning signs look up the website autismspeaks.com they list all of the warning signs of autism. Good luck I wouldn't wish this to happen to anyone.
There is a link between autism and vaccines. There is even a special office in Washington to pay claims against the gov't for endorsing the vaccines that caused this reaction in some children. There are also other things in vaccines such as formaldahyde, etc that can be poisonous and harmful to your child. Not to say give NO vaccines... but there are some to avoid, such as MMR and DPT...and you should also do your own research on vaccines and autism and what kind of things to know about the vaccines that you allow to be given to your child. Google it!
They THOUGHT vaccines caused it, but it was because of mercury in them. Mercury is no longer put into vaccines. They are safe. Take your prenatal vitamin, don't smoke or drink alcohol and eat right. You will be fine.

How to handle a cat that eats too fast?

My cat eats her food way too quickly. Even when I try to get her to eat slowly by holding the bowl and putting it back down after she swallows properly, she still continues to eat too quickly. Sometimes, she throws the food back up. What should I do to get her used to eating more slowly?How to handle a cat that eats too fast?
feed your cat smaller portionsHow to handle a cat that eats too fast?
Sounds like you have to put her down.
wet the food before you give it to her. it will make it softer and will allow her to digest it better and it wont matter if she swallows it whole because it will be mushy.
What you should try to do is feed your cat small amounts of food at a time, or even feed her small meals through out the day. And before she eats, try to calm her down a bit.
just try giving her a little bit at a time less than usual that way in between feedings her food will digest more properly give her the same amount just in little proportions
That is the way cats like to eat. You will not be able to train her to eat like a human.

About the only thing you can do is feed her smaller portions several times a day.
You can buy ';slow feed'; bowls at the pet stores. I saw them there, they just have four raised dividers inside the bowl part, coming from each corner and not touching in the middle. It helps to teach your pet to eat slower. Maybe you should check it out.
I would say feeding her in smaller portions throughout the day. Or...you could get a rock (small enough to fit in the bowl but large enough that she won't eat it) Since they have to work around the rock to get to the food, it slows them down. I have to do this with one of my cats and one of my dogs. They both wolf their food down like someone will try to take it from them. It's not really scientific..but it works.
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How to calculate GPA???!??!?!?

Does anyone have tips on how to make the Ganzfeld procedure work better?

How to kill a strong headache when I've tried pills, sleep, coffee and nothing helps?

How can I convince my mom to let me play war games like MAG?!?

I'm 13 %26amp; in 8th grade. My mom doesn't like me playing games where you shoot people. But I can play games where you shoot aliens, ex. I can play Resistance %26amp; Halo. I get straight As %26amp; Bs in school %26amp; don't get in trouble too much...usually, my dad doesn't care but my mom is very strict when it comes to this. So PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!How can I convince my mom to let me play war games like MAG?!?
Tell her its very important so that you can develop both your team work and social interaction skils.How can I convince my mom to let me play war games like MAG?!?
do you know the difference between real and virtual violence? if yes, that's all you need: a video game is a video game. it's not going to turn you into some insane killer.

doesn't make sense, since resistance is more violent and in halo you do shoot people and not just aliens (in multiplayer).
Agree with what SoSimplistic said.

Your mom is more worried that you'll pick up violence from these games. You just have to let her know you're mature about it, that video games do not cause school shootings and that you're not the average 13 year old on XBox live or PS3 online.
tell her if she wants to live in her lame fantasy world she can but this is real life and in reality humans kill the **** out each other and you need to play these games now so you can make killing an intinct in your mind while your still young.
The reason Ur mom is so concerned is that there have been kids who immerse themselves in the game world to the extent that they have killed friends %26amp; others thinking things like, ';I thought that he would re-spawn after I shot him';, %26amp; ';I didn't think he would die!'; The media has parents freaked out about stuff like that. The main question(s) behind her fear is, ';Can I trust my child understands the seriousness %26amp; potential outcome of violence in the real world?'; ';Is my child mature enough to not be influenced by the violence, (or mature/complex adult matter) in some of these games. Can you? Violence %26amp; weapons in the real world are no game %26amp; have serious %26amp; irreversible consequences. Assure her that you are indeed mature enough %26amp; understand the difference between what you do in games %26amp; what you do in real life. Dirty Harry said, ';A man has to know his limitations';, so before U go trying to convince her with words, point out Ur past %26amp; current actions that are mature %26amp; assure her that you would never act like a character does in a game, %26amp; if U come across an issue U don't understand, U'll ask Ur parents first, %26amp; that life is growing with her guidance. She's a good parent %26amp; should trust her teaching. Good luck!
You could always tell her that one day you may get drafted and you could practice now, get used to the feel of war, screams, yells, blood, etc. and if she says you can do that with aliens tell her its too sci fi, you need some real hands-on experience. Also, you can tell her your fighting for your country in the game, and that you should be allowed to be all that you can be. Or....say please thousands of times until she gives in. if that doesnt work.. find some dragonballs and wish that your allowed too :)
In the country where i live, guns are restricted so most people don't really care of dangers or violence with those weaponry. Anyways just convince your mom that you won't go retarded and shoot people like in the game *aka, you are matured.
Tell her its just a video game and you would never want to hurt a soul on earth.

In the video game is just not real.

Its just like halo.

its just a game us guys/girls like and its fun.

jus be like. its just like halo

How do I reinstall Nero to work again?

I am using Nero 6, and recently had a worm which forced me to reinstall windows. after that, when using Nero, I try and initialize / erase a DVD and it gives me the error ';NeroCBUI'; ';Error erasing the disk';. How do I get it back to working again?How do I reinstall Nero to work again?
What version of Windows?

If it is new you can't. You will need a new version of Nero.How do I reinstall Nero to work again?
Install Nero again, but first use their CleanTool to completely remove the present installation:

http://www.nero.com/enu/tools-utilities.鈥?/a>

NeroCBUI is a dll file that is probably corrupt or missing.

Please help me to find a past question, not my own, also help with?

I have forgotten how to find past questions. It might have been deleted, but I have looked into this section before. Can you tell me how to get into that section? thanks

Also if there is an interested person wanting to contact Yahoo direct (without joining the community)

can this be done? If so what should the inquirer do?Please help me to find a past question, not my own, also help with?
If you remember anything about the question title, search for it in the search box and read through the answer samples until you find the one.

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How do i make a penguin out of symbols on my phone?? plllzzz help 10 pnts to best answerrr!?

firstly, please do not waste my time saying signatures are stupid and annoying. its not you im going to be texting so why do you care anyway.

me and my friends are really obsessed with penguins and i would like to know how i can make one out of symbols on my cell phone. if you know please annnsweer. ill give 10 points :)How do i make a penguin out of symbols on my phone?? plllzzz help 10 pnts to best answerrr!?
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Is it just me or is anyone strangely attracted to Final Fantasy 13 Characters?

Is it just me or is anyone attachted to FF13 characters some how.. I feel like I want to go into my TV and be with Vanille for some strange reason which I don't know about.

Anyone else have the same feelings? I feel weird..Is it just me or is anyone strangely attracted to Final Fantasy 13 Characters?
I kinda know what you mean; Vanille is really quite hot. She's just so lovely, so cute, and...well...everything else. It's a kind of ';damn why can't she be real!?'; thing isn't it? It doesn't help that she reminds me of a friend of mine I used to have a thing for.Is it just me or is anyone strangely attracted to Final Fantasy 13 Characters?
every 3d final fantasy has had sometype of jailbait character. she's not real dude, put down the controller and go to the mall or something. it's called human interaction and there's girls there.
The beautiful and seemless graphics could have enticed you. Oh well, lightning is kinda cute, but not strong enough to quell my sense of reality.. haha.
Rule34 and 4chan can fufill your desires
Nope, it's just you.

How do i get my vivitar camera flash to operate?

i have got a really nice new little camera, and do not know how to Switch on the flash part. ThanksHow do i get my vivitar camera flash to operate?
Read the instructions.How do i get my vivitar camera flash to operate?
What's the model number?

On one typical Vivitar (Vivicam 8018) in shooting mode you use the ring button on the back -

1. Press the Up button.

2. Press the Up button once until you see the (lightning flash) icon appear on the LCD screen. This indicates that the flash is forced on.

3. Press the Up button again to change to the auto flash function.

4. The icon (lightning flash + letter A) will appear at the top of the LCD indicating that the auto flash is turned on and ready to use.

5. Press the Up button again to change from the auto flash to the red eye function.

6. The icon (lightning flash + eye symbol) will appear on the LCD indicating that the red eye reduction function has been activated.

7. To turn off the flash function, press the Up button again until the icon (lightning flash in a circle) is displayed on the LCD.

Note: A “Low Power” message will appear on the LCD screen, if you select the flash function when the battery power is insufficient.

How does knowing the causes of transpiration benefit society?

I'm thinking something like it would help farmers people in agriculture to figure out how to better the crop production. But I need a strong answer.

PLEASE give me a source and a strong reason why it benefits society.Research would be good...cough. An example too. haha.How does knowing the causes of transpiration benefit society?
Transpiration is a necessary part of plant life and thus understanding it and associated disorders or inefficiencies with plants (such as photorespiration) can surely improve scientists in a myriad of ways. For example, when one understands photorespiration, one may take measures to reduce it, such as ensuring the plant receives proper carbon dioxide amounts (as opposed to oxygen concentration).

Similarly, if transpiration is messed up somehow in a plant, we can look at the mechanism by which transpiration works and experiment by manipulating each step in the pathway to determine what has gone wrong. This can only be done if we understand transpiration.

I need a job and I dont know how to find one ?

I did MBA and Master of accounting in sydney.I dont know how to get a job as this is my worst drawback.Please help me.I am ready to relocate anywhere in India.Your help would greatly be appreciated.Thank you.I need a job and I dont know how to find one ?
Seek the help of a job counselor who either helps you develop the techniques you need or actually serves as a recruiter for firms in the region you want to live in.

Best of luck to you.I need a job and I dont know how to find one ?
If you are looking for a job in India then post your profile/resume on websites like

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also u can check opne vaancies in your field .
Hi there. Have you heard that freelance is the new full time? This means no matter where you are, or what you do -- so long as you have valuable skills to offer the world, you can then have a decent paying job. You can try signing up with plenty of legit freelance sites on the web. Most of it are free, and some asks you for a low monthly premium to have access to quality jobs. All you have to ask yourself is: Are you cut out for freelancing? If you've got a pc at home and a decent internet connection, then, you can start asap. Good Luck!

How to purchase 2 properties ?

So my wife and I are interested in purchasing the property we're currently renting, but we're also in grabbing the acre next door as well (which is also on the market under a different owner)......... I currently own a home in a different city so will not be able to do an FHA but my question is; Is it even possible to get two loans simultaneously?..... I mean; would the banks be open to wrapping up 2 loans into one?

Any info appreciated.

TommyHow to purchase 2 properties ?
You will have to start out with two separate loans to complete two different sales, but you can refinance both immediately after closing to consolidate the two loans into one.How to purchase 2 properties ?
A lender will not ';wrap it into one loan'; in a case like this, since they are separate parcels, one with a house and one without. You will need to get two different loans, then if you decide to put them together later, you will need to go to your zoning department and have new surveys done and a new parcel number assigned to the entire thing. This will take some time. Also, consider whether you really want to put them together as one parcel - you may want to sell them off separately at some point, or build a new house on the acre. You may want to leave yourself some flexibility there.
You could arrange both loans through the same lender. Not sure if they could roll it all into one loan, depending upon coordinating the closings. There is no need to do anything about combining the properties themselves into one. For any tax purposes, an adjoining property is considered part of the home property, even as far as the capital gains exclusion if you sell it within 2 years before or after you sell the home. http://www.irs.gov/publications/p523/ar0鈥?/a>

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How do you cross reference a cell from a worksheet into another worksheet to create a summary?

I need help with a workbook I've created for totals for each day of the week, and now I need to create a summary page. I know how to get all the totals to add up but I don't know how to get the totals from each day onto the summary page so I can add them all up. Does anyone know what function or formula's to use?...any help at all?How do you cross reference a cell from a worksheet into another worksheet to create a summary?
Is this on Microsoft Excel or something similar? If so I think I've got the answer.

If you just want the specific totals 1 by 1, just type ';='; in the cell you want it to appear and the click on the cell where the data is.

If you want it to add them all up type ';=SUM('; then click the first cell, hold down shift then click the last cell then put ';)'; on the end of the formula.

I hope this helps :)How do you cross reference a cell from a worksheet into another worksheet to create a summary?
click on a cell in your summary page and then in the top bar put =(

then click on each box from each sheet that you need to add to the summary with a + sign between them then finish with a ) excel should add it all up for you

Good luck

How To remove a traffic cone form my anus?

How do i get ti out, its lodged in there pretty good, please help, i gotta poop. btw i didnt use any lube.How To remove a traffic cone form my anus?
You'll have to get your head out of there 1st.

Hope that helps!How To remove a traffic cone form my anus?
have your friend spit on your cone this should create some lube that should make it slide in and out a lot easier trust me the more spit the better. dont you have your friend beat off on the cone that will just make it get stuck even worse
Call the Department of Transportation. They are pretty stingy with their traffic equipment and will want it back.

Or just wait...when you have to go bad enough, the problem will solve itself.
ok i just want to know how and why it got stuck in there in the first place. was it a dare or did you like.. hm im not really sure . well good luck with that... hope your..butts.. ok..bahahahahaha
ummmmmm why would you have a traffic cone in your anus to start with pull that **** out u dumb ****!!!!!!!!!!
why remove it?
I'll bet your parents are so proud of you!

How to play DVD recorded on Canon DVD Camcorder DC210 on my Computer?

I am trying to play the DVD recorded on Canon DVD Camcorder on my computer and it is not showing any files on my Computer. Is there any software to view and edit and copy the same on computers.How to play DVD recorded on Canon DVD Camcorder DC210 on my Computer?
Yes, iorgsoft video converter can import and edit your video, and then it can convert your video to other popular formats such as WMV, MP4 for windows movie maker or imovie.

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Or you can search more on Google. Good luck!How to play DVD recorded on Canon DVD Camcorder DC210 on my Computer?
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You will have to finalize your dvd in the camera and then put the dvd in your computer's DVD burner (top loading only) and then you will have to convert the files (I downloaded http://www.handbrake.fr/ or http://www.any-video-converter.com/downl鈥?/a> file converter free) and import them into your editing program. Use the HELP feature in your editing program to learn about editing. Usually you would import your videos and drop them in to the timeline, add transitions, menus, music, etc. Once you are ready to burn, your project will be burned to a different DVD and you can file the original away.
To play DVD, you need a DVD ripper or something equal to DVD ripper, just googling iOrgsoft DVD Ripper or DVD Ripper for Mac, it can not only play DVD, but can also rip DVD content and convert to other flle formats for better use of DVD, furthermore, it can edit DVD clips as well, have a try when available, good luck

How to download youtube videos to ipod?

I want to get a youtube video to my ipod for free without downloading a lot of stuff 10 points for best answerHow to download youtube videos to ipod?
go to this website, it will download a video free to the desktop, then u gotta figure out from there..How to download youtube videos to ipod?
Download Youtube downloader from http://youtubedownload.altervista.org/

YouTube Downloader is software that allows you to download videos from YouTube, Google Video, Yahoo Video, and many others and convert them to other video formats. It can convert the downloaded video for ipod. All the best.
If you are using firefox you can download an add on called DownloadHelper it is very useful and a lot quicker than silly websites to downbload for you and too get videos on to ipod you must convert them to mp4
The only thing to do on http://www.flashload.net/en/ is to download the video you want. The video will be downloader in MP4 HQ form. ONLINE VIDEO DOWNLOADER!
this can help you... use 'zillatube' - it gives you good quality video/audio , and you can watch your favorites videos smoothly, and also save battery life as you do not need wifi.

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It will help you to download videos from youtube to your computer, and also help you put them on your iTunes and iPod/iPhone.

This is the fastest (and easiest) way.

1. download the video (it will automatically be saved to your PC)

2. convert the video to good quality mp3 audio (or mp4 video)

3. drag the mp3 (or mp4) into iTunes, then sync with your ipod.

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use this web http://videodownloader.myvideosearchengines.com/ then copy to your ipod
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I recommend you a free tool that can help you download youtube video easily. and it can convert the donwloaded video to many portable player or mobile phone. such as, iPod, iPhone, Nokia, BlackBerry and son so.

this free tool called ';Next Video Converter';; Beside downloading YouTube video, Next Video converter can also help you convert video and Rip DVD to most popular video formats including DVIX, Xv iD, MOVE, RM, RM VB, MPEG, VB, DVD, MV, and AVI to MPEG-4 movie format for iPod, PSP, PS3, iPhone, XBox360, Zune, Apple TV, Archos, iRiver PMP, Epson Player, Creative Zen, Rubi Blue, Sony Walkman, Commodore PMX, Palm TX, Game Boy, SmartDisk, Windows Mobile Smart phone, Nokia, BlackBerry, Ketti, LG, Sony-Ericssonon, Samsung mobile phone, etc.
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all this can be finished by several clicks, have a try.
in fact , you only need to download moyea youtube converter ,it can resolve all of your problem .there is a article which title is Good solution to download and convert YouTube video to iPod for playing

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How to get cat urine smell out of a stuffed animal?

My cat peed on a stuffed animal and I tried to wash it with soap on a wash cloth because it says not to put in the washer. It didnt work. Can you put a stuffed animal in the wash. What are some ways to get the smell out.How to get cat urine smell out of a stuffed animal?
I've washed stuffed animals in the washing machine and they have all come out just fine. I tie them up in a pillowcase first and then wash it with a regular load of laundry.How to get cat urine smell out of a stuffed animal?
With cloth diaper, I used borax to soak them in, and it gave them a fresh smell, for at least a little while.

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How to get into the Porn industry in Canada?

I know that Los Angeles is the main place in The u.s but what about canada? If you wanted to get into the porn industry and you live in Canada where would you go?How to get into the Porn industry in Canada?
The best place to start is stripping or webcam modeling. Both are easy to get into, can get you more exposure and provide steady income and a flexible schedule while you look for and audition for other adult work. Check out my profile for more info on cam modeling.

I know of several sites where you can post a profile and look for adult work. I won't post the links, because I don't want this account suspended for obscenity like my last account, so email me if you want the links.How to get into the Porn industry in Canada?
YAY! i want to star in one... Does it count if i already have a sex tape?

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Should I watch Joel Osteen's ';How to Live'; or something called ';Darwins Deadly Legacy';?

I'm at my parents house with insomnia. They have a Jesuscentric dvd collection. Watch one of these or just gouge my eyes out with a rusty fork?Should I watch Joel Osteen's ';How to Live'; or something called ';Darwins Deadly Legacy';?
Make your own choices.Should I watch Joel Osteen's ';How to Live'; or something called ';Darwins Deadly Legacy';?
Darwin's deadly legacy. Sounds like a blast :)
Put one of the DVD's in the microwave and watch what happens. It's very entertaining!

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Watch the sinful TeleTubbies instead.
LOL...if you have a computer, maybe a nice sweet anime will cheer you up, like that one about the piano players who compete to overcome each others' genius....and the sound track (well, if you like classical music) will blow you away.

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Are you trying to fall asleep? If so, I'd go with the ';How to Live'; DVD.

If you are going for some level of entertainment, I would suggest that you line up a bunch of glasses, fill them with descending amounts of water, and then hold a concert.
I am a Christian and I think I would take your rusty fork along with also jabbing a couple of pencils in my ears if I had to watch Joel Osteen.
Well, I already offered Nikonf5 an open invite to come to our place for breakfast. I would love to extend one to you at this difficult time right now.

You might like the fare, since I don't go back to work until Saturday today's offerings at ';Trolls Abode'; for breakfast include:

Beer, spliffs and an unopened box of Tim's Bits (Donut holes in various flavors) from Tim Horton's, its time you got in touch with your inner Canadian my dear....

How to remove tough toilet bowl human stains due to medications?

74-year-old Father recently moved in with us. and I have NOT been able to totally remove stains left after he uses the bathroom. The stains will become lighter, but will not go away. And, he does take alot of medications. I have tried bleach, 409, Lysol, CLR, and a Mr. Clean Eraser. Any help!!How to remove tough toilet bowl human stains due to medications?
The first thing you can try is pouring Coke in the toilet, about 1 liter and leave it overnight, then scrub and see if that helps. If not try a few denture tablets, let them fizz up for an hour and scrub. If that doesn't help pour half a gallon of vinegar into an empty toilet (empty it by pouring a bunch of water in it first). Wait a few hours and then scrub. A last ditch that plumbers use is sandpaper, wet or not, and scrub the stains away. One or all of these should help, then maintain the toilet with a good toilet bowl cleaner and clean every few days or so. Hope this helps :)

How to get my *** off this computer and study?

I'm in 7th grade and i'm soon to be an 8th grader (if i pass the math taks test). The thing with math is that i've been failing math the entire school year.I've been to tutorials and i even ask questions on things i don't know AND I STILL DON'T GET MATH!! it's not one lesson,its math overrall that i don't understand and i want to study more,so i'll get better and pass!How to get my *** off this computer and study?
better give away your keyboard %26amp; mouse to them %26amp; ask them to lock those thiings out ...How to get my *** off this computer and study?
Tell your mom to take away the power cord for a couple of hours everyday til you get it. She should probably be limiting your time on the computer anyway. Keep trying you will get it.
try to get some outside help or ask your teacher

imagine if you get held back, that should motivate you
HI5!.. im also like u. :))

Well, I dont fail maths, though. :D

anyways..

You have to control yourself.

Tell your mom to hide your laptop until u finish the test. it wOrks.

Just concentrate in what your doing and you'll be fine.. ;)
been there done That. I spent like 2 years in same math class it was boren and sicking, and i never understood it. By time i graduated the math ';gee'; = required to pass to graduate '; it held me back . I ended up graduating the next year, surprisingly i still hadn't learned anything new lol. But anyways, look Math is really hard, Idk what to tell you to get up and study, just look over the material and lock it in your head, its hard and stupid trust me i hate math and prob. will never understand it. But i want to be a nurse one day, going back to college soon , and i have to suck it up and apply myself u should too !!

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How to lose 20 pounds the fastest?

I understand you have to work out and eating right, but I want to lose weight the fastest, What is the way to go?How to lose 20 pounds the fastest?
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These will effect your health in the long run but anorexic and bulimic people can lose 20 pounds the fastest.

Best way to get slim and STAY slim is eatting right and working out. Even though being anorexic or bulimic works, your not going to feel better after those 20 pounds have gone.
You may or may not want to do this, depending on how horrible your start weight is.

Go buy two bags of dollar tree bazooka gum, and grab a bucket.

Spit out the saliva you conjure up.
Everybody who wants to lose weight would like a quick fix. But actually, to lose weight in a healthy way, it take a few months of the right kind of exercise and healthy dieting to accomplish it. Talk to your doctor and go with a plan that he or she recommends for your age. Good Luck
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How to read the bible?

I would really like to start studying the bible, but I don't even know where to start. It seems that every time I try, I get confused. Besides praying and asking God for guidance, What are some tips? What should I look for when Im reading the bible.How to read the bible?
Read each book as a whole and see what message you get from the whole story... If you start reading verse by verse you will not get the message that was intended... This is why so many Christians contradict themselves...

Sorry guys...but it's true!! If the verse seems to contradict the original message...maybe you interpreted it wrong... read it again...How to read the bible?
hi...There are many resources you can use as you read. First thing is try to establish who is saying what and to whom. You can read a verse but the verse is placed in a chapter that is part of a book; so as you read look for things emphasized, contrasted, promises given, cause and effect. Look at the positive side of a statement as well as the negative. There are many books that make up the bible yet it stands as one voice in unity on its voice. There are things like on line concordances that you can click on the words and find the Greek word and a better definition. Most often the plain meaning is the meaning of the text. I ask a lot of questions like who what why where when..I chart the answers ..this usually makes the interpretation pretty clear and most importantly the application. Take psalm 1 and read it about 10 times. then ask these questions and look at it this way. you will be amazed at how much is in this very short psalm...and don't worry about the things you don,t get file those questions away and they will get answered over time..
read with humility and faith. before reading the Bible, say the Holy Spirit prayer.

Come, Holy Spirit, fill the hearts of Thy faithful and enkindle in them the fire of

Thy love.

V. Send forth Thy Spirit and they shall be created

R. And Thou shalt renew the face of the earth.

Let us pray.

O God, Who didst instruct the hearts of Thy faithful by the light of the Holy Spirit,

grant us, by the same Spirit to have a right judgment in all things and ever to

rejoice in His consolation. Through Christ our Lord. Amen.
Find the latest translation (the later the translation, the more accurate they are). Read ';Song of Solomon'; and the 23rd Psalm. If they read like poetry, you're in the right place. Do NOT get the ';study bible'; things.

Read from beginning to end. Genesis 1.1 and go all the way to the end. You need all of the Old Testament to have the New Testament in context. You read it like anyother book, beginning to end. Period. Then reread it, preferably twice more.

Do NOT go into it with preconceptions, just take it for what it says and see what it means for YOU.

It is all between you, the bible, and God. You don't need any man-made doctirnes to muddy the waters on you. You can ask God for guidance. But nobody else, or you will be deceived sooner or later.

Blessings on your Journey!
read a multiple translation bible so if you have a question you just slide over to the left and ';ask 1000 bible scholars what they think it means ';.. I usually say start at john and read to rev, first .. I also say drop all doubt and turn doubt into just ..I dunno ? don't get it .. don't worry .. don't agree ?? ..assume you're wrong or not getting it seek help or write it down .

http://quod.lib.umich.edu/cgi/r/rsv/rsv-…

http://kingjbible.com/romans/8.htm

do some nice studies like ephesians and who you are in christ .. or exchanges at the cross

http://www.sw-mins.org/identity.html

listen to some interesting teaching that captivates you

http://www.gty.org/Resources/Videos

http://www.hotm.tv/shows/20090804.htm

ask christians for their favorite pastor or videos etc .. stay doctrinally strong and learn to listen to the holy spirit
You read the bible not in a quest for knowledge, but in a quest for Jesus. Jesus told the Pharisees, ';You search the scriptures because you think you have eternal life through them, but they are there to testify of Me.'; There's nothing magical about the bible. It's your relationship with Jesus that makes the bible worth reading, and the bible is meant to point you to Jesus. Without this, there's not much point in reading it.

That said, I would suggest (very strongly) that you read the bible in chronological order, only start with the New Testament. It's a lot easier to follow. The Old Testament is a lot of background which can at times be extremely difficult to understand without a basic knowledge of the people to whom it was written, the history and culture of the times, and the prophetic language (all of which were a lot more obvious to the Jewish people of the day). I don't say you shouldn't read it, but save it for later.

You can get a chronological reading plan of the bible by doing a web search or by purchasing a chronological bible (which will actually be set up that way.) The way ancient manuscripts were ordered was generally by category and by placing the longest segments first. Having everything out of sequence makes things really confusing for us, who aren't that familiar with the historical time-lines. Some of the chronological ordering is subject to opinion, but the lists are generally quite similar to one another.

When reading the gospels (Matthew, Mark, Luke, John), you should keep in mind that laying out events in chronological sequence wasn't the value to the writers that it would be to us. So things may not always be listed in order. For reading Acts and the Epistles, I recommend Frank Viola's ';The Untold Story of the New Testament Church,'; which gives (along with a generous dose of his own opinions) valuable cultural information on the circumstances and likely reasons these letters were written. It doesn't include the biblical text, but it will help a lot in putting events in order and relating them to one another.

The Revelation is an apocryphal book containing large doses of symbolism. I would recommend saving it for last. If you don't have a familiarity with scriptural symbolism (or even if you do), it can be almost incomprehensible without a great deal of study and work--and even then you won't be certain--that's the nature of the book.

Bon Voyage and Blessings on your journey, Cindy
start in the new testament with matthew and read straight through

every thing is true and literal unless a parable is told or a story

then it is a lesson a figurative lesson
I think you should read Genesis and Exodus first. Then Matthew, Ephesians, Psalms and Proverbs. Those are like the most basic. You can add to that Isaiah and Daniel too, but keep in mind the best way to understand the Bible is going to church. Is like when you are in school: The teacher explains and guides you and then you read the text books and ask questions. The teacher teaches a little more and you become curious and you read a little more. Eventually you become familiarized with the material and it's easy to read and learn by yourself. Of course for understanding the Bible you must be guided by the Holy Spirit. I believe He already guided you to be interested in reading the Bible but you should also maintain communion with Him through going to church, praising and praying.
I've divided my reading into a different theme for the day of the week eg Mondays - letters starting with Romans, Tuesdays Job and proverbs, Wednesdays Psalms, Thursdays Gospels, Fridays Prophets, Saturdays first 5 books Genesis to Deuteronomy and Sundays History Joshua to Esther.

I've divided it so that I read the Bible in a year but you can do whatever suites your schedule. I find that this way helps me to have an overall picture quickly, the Bible is connected in many ways, reading from Genesis to Revelation I often forget details.

Happy reading!
When I first started reading the Bible I just had at it and read the whole thing 3 times . I would Start with one chapter from the Old testament and one from the new . Like Genesis 1 And John ! that will help you out alot .
Congratulations for choosing the course of true wisdom!

';The fear of Jehovah is the beginning of knowledge.

Wisdom and discipline are what mere fools have despised.';

I suggest getting an overall picture of the history %26amp; contents of the Bible,

as well as what the Bible itself actually teaches.

Several articles --based on the Bible-- which can help you to do so are:

';True Teachings That Please God';

- How Old is it? - How is it Organized?

http://watchtower.org/e/20050715/article…

';Can You Trust the Bible?'; :

- To Trust or Not to Trust

- - A Unique Book

- - - Reasons to Trust the Bible

http://watchtower.org/e/200711/article_0…

http://watchtower.org/e/t13/article_01.h…

';Ancient Scribes and the Word of God';

- The Early Scribal Profession

- Scribes in Ancient Israel

- Integrity of the Scriptures

http://watchtower.org/e/20070315a/

';The Bible—Just a Good Book?'; :

- A Textbook for Modern Living :

— A Book That Gives Purpose

— Adding Stability to a Troubled Life

— Help in Overcoming Emotional Problems

— Practical Counsel on Family Life

— Counsel That Endures!

http://watchtower.org/e/20001201/article…

What Is the Value of the “Old Testament”? :

- Is the “Old Testament” Still Relevant?

- It Was “Written for Our Instruction”

http://watchtower.org/e/20070901/article…

';The Gospels—History or Myth?';

- Questions to Consider:

-- Could the Gospels be a masterful invention?

-- Could the Gospels be legends?

-- If legends, could they have been compiled so quickly after the Jesus' death?

-- Were the Gospels later edited to fit the needs of the early Christian community?

-- What about seeming contradictions in the Gospels?

-- Does modern-day Christianity represent the Jesus of the Gospels?

- What Is Your Conclusion?

http://watchtower.org/e/20000515/article…

This is a condensed Bible study aid,

with both Scripture references -%26amp;- study suggestions:

';What Does God Require of Us?';

http://watchtower.org/e/rq/index.htm

Next is a much more detailed Bible study aid,

complete with Scripture references, %26amp; review questions:

';What Does the Bible *Really* Teach . . . ?';

http://watchtower.org/e/bh/appendix_00.h…

Both Bible study aids study subject by subject. . .

'Carefully examine the Scriptures daily as to whether these things are so.'—Acts 17:10,11

';How Can You Choose a Good Bible Translation?';

- From One Extreme to the Other

- Are Word-for-Word Translations Best?

- What About Free Translations?

- Why the Need for Caution?

- Finding the Best Translation

http://watchtower.org/e/20080501a/articl…

';Anyone inexperienced puts faith in every word,

but the shrewd one considers his steps.'; --Proverbs 14:15

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Start in the Book of John.

You can read Genesis at a later time.

Start reading in the Book of John, and read the chapters in order. Ask Jesus for understanding, and He will give it to you! :)

When done with John, read the Book of Romans.

For a commentary, here is a website that teaches the meaning of every verse in the Bible: http://www.soniclight.com/constable/note…

It can help with any verses that you might want explanation on.

Above all, you need to believe in JESUS for His free gift of salvation, to be saved! John 3:16! Then Jesus will save you! And Jesus will also give you a personal relationship with Him, satisfying your soul!

Jesus is God, and Jesus loves you so very much! :D And the Trinity is true!

The truth about Jesus is that the only way to be saved and to get into heaven and avoid being sent to hell, is by believing in Jesus for His free gift of salvation, believing in faith alone that Jesus, who is God, died on the cross for all our sins as FULL PAYMENT for all our sins, and then Jesus rose from the dead (1 Corinthians 15:1-4). Believe in Jesus for His free gift of salvation, and you will be in heaven, no matter what!

Salvation is a FREE GIFT that happens in a split second when you believe in JESUS for His free gift of salvation! It is impossible to lose or ';leave'; salvation (John 6:39-40, John 10:28, 1 John 5:13).

Please pray now: ';Jesus, I believe that You died on the cross to pay for my sins and that You rose from the dead, and I thank You for eternal life!'; You will be in heaven with Him forever when you die! :D
http://www.quranexplorer.com/quran/
A good study Bible can really help - John MacArther has a very good study Bible available in NASB and NKJV - he also has a commentary of the whole Bible and separate commentaries of many of the books in the Bible, the stand alone versions and complete commentary have more 'meat' then the study Bibles. There are many other commentaries out there but my preference is the MacArther. If a person started at the beginning of the New Testament and read every verse and every comment in the MacArther study Bible they would do themselves very well.

In addition to study Bibles is having a more modern version to refer to - My main Bible is a NKJV or sometimes NASB but I also have an NLT that I sometimes look to.

It is good to start and finish a particular book, going verse by verse.

Praying that God Blesses your study of Him.
You may want to start in Matthew. It's a good way of grabbing your attention and it'll help you build a foundation when reading the other parts of the Bible.
Think of something that is currently happening in your life. Make that a theme for a week. Come up with keywords that describe your theme. Search for those keywords in the Bible using an online tool (http://www.biblegateway.com/keyword/), then read each passage and determine whether you can relate it to your current theme. In other words, can you learn something from those verses that will help you in your current situation? If you can't learn something from the Bible that you can apply to your own life in a practical way, you're wasting your time.

Finally, use Y!A to see what serious questions people are asking (including non-Christians) and ask yourself how you would answer their question strictly using the Bible. Then try and find passages in the Bible to support what you believe. You may be surprised at just how much you might actually believe in your own ideas that are not true and are not based in the Bible.

Reading the Bible from cover to cover will get you nowhere. Same with just jumping all over the place. The Bible is meant to be a guide to your every day life, to help you live a better life. Therefore you need to use it in a way that you can relate to it now and not tomorrow, because you are not promised tomorrow.
You may want to start in Matthew. It's a good way of grabbing your attention and it'll help you build a foundation when reading the other parts of the Bible.
This book has helped millions of people study the Bible and see what it really teaches.

http://watchtower.org/e/bh/article_00.ht…

You can also request a free home Bible study here:

https://watch002.securesites.net/e/conta…
Start with the Gospel of John, then Mark, then Matthew and Luke. Read the Gospels for sure. Then Acts. After that, read the rest of the New Testament except for Revelation; save that for last. Then start reading the Old Testament starting with Genesis.
Skepticism. Read with a BS filter.
I suggest getting a Bible that is divided by days so that you can read a portion every day and finish it within a year. Or, if you go to a Christian book store, or the internet, you can find Bible studies for just about everything.
Read this first..

http://www.americanbible.org/brcpages/ho…

.It will help you to understand better.The Bible is not in alphabetical order. In fact...it's not sure what order it's in... Some writings were found at different times.It's not like they found the whole book at one time. (I'm not meaning to insult your intelligence...I had a lot of wrong ideas all my life about the Bible. I didn't know that some things were repeated in it.)

Anyway... I'd get a Bible Story Book first from the Library and read it.

Some things in the OT you'll want to speed read...the the Begots. Don't try to pronounce the names.

By the time you get through the OT you'll want to jump up and down when you get to the NT. (no more animal sacrifices)

Be careful about just opening to any place and following what it says. You'll be taking it out of context.

Try to find a Bible you can half way understand...not the one in Old English. Then later if you want to get more technical you can go back to the hard one.

Be sure and get a YELLOW MARKER. You'll probably find a lot of things you'll want to highlight..important things.That way when you go back to it..you won't have to read the whole chapter again...just the main things.And use a bookmark...Don't be afraid to use the -marker or turn back the page corners.

Get a Bible where Jesus' words are in red...or underlined in red. That way you won't have to highlight them.

The Living Bible is easy to read..but I'm not sure how accurate it is. To be really accurate...you'd have to know and read the ones written in the original languages.
i suggest you get a bible that makes more sense and start from john,palsms, mark , genesis
Start with a translation that's easy to read!

Unless you speak the Queen's English from the 17th century, that almost certainly means to use something besides the King James Version of scripture. Now, I'm a King James fan. I like it a great deal. It's my preferred translation. But it can be very hard to read and understand, simply because we speak differently today.

The New International Version and the American Standard Version are both rendered in more contemporary English, and are much easier to read.

The Bible is not arranged chronologically. One of the worst ways you can read it, in my opinion, is to open its front cover and start reading. It makes sense to read a book from the Old Testament along with a book from the New Testament. Any of the gospels are a good place to start in the New Testament, with John being one of my favorites.
find an easier version that the King James, maybe NIV. And start with Exodus, it's a blast
there are some guided reading books that you can order online
you just open it, and when you see

1 Corinthians 14:34-35 ';Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.

35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.';

1 Timothy 2:11-12

Let a woman learn in silence with all submission. And I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, but to be in silence.

say ';bullsh!t';.
Start at the beginning and read it sequentially.
Find an easy to read translation -- and read verse by verse !! Blessings --
You start from page 1. By the time you reach page 200, you will realise how ridiculous the book is.

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Sony emailed me a shipping label to exchange a usb cord but?

But i dont know how to use it. Like am i supposed to print it then put a stamp on it how am i supposed to use it?Sony emailed me a shipping label to exchange a usb cord but?
Put your USB in a brown box, print the label, put it on the box, walk in a UPS/FedEx store and drop it off!

I work for T-Mobile, we have shipping all the time!Sony emailed me a shipping label to exchange a usb cord but?
lol

How to control Thyroid in a man?

My TSH is 5.74 and free T3 is 1.53 and Free T4 is 1.08. Should I start medicine or control it by naturally? What are dos and donots.How to control Thyroid in a man?
Your TSH level is slightly high. But your Free T4 is normal. So it is better to wait for 3 to 6 months and repeat your TSH and Free T4 before deciding to take medicine.

There are a lot of factors which can affect the Thyroid function tests. It is better to consult an Endocrinologist for better advice. You will need a full evaluation by a doctor for correct interpretation of the results. Don't rely on advice from internet for these problems.

The following site may help but get professional advice.

http://thyroid.about.com/library/howto/h鈥?/a>How to control Thyroid in a man?
There are two different glands that make two different

hormones...the pituitary gland in the brain and the

thyroid gland located in the neck.

TSH is a Thyroid Stimulating Hormone that the

pituitary gland in the brain will make more of if

there isn't enough thyroid hormone, known as

thyroxine being made, in the blood. It actually

stimulates the Thyroid hormone to make more.

T4 is changed to T3, so the body can use it

to control our metabolism. These are the

thyroxine hormones the thyroid gland makes.

(your free T4 levels seems to be in normal range)

It is like a balancing act. If the TSH levels

are higher in the blood, then the Thyroid hormone

is lower in the blood. If the Thyroid hormone is

higher in the blood, then the TSH levels are lower

in the blood.

However, each hormone has a certain range to

be in the blood that is considered to be a normal range.

Your TSH level is slightly higher ';than normal'; and

your Free T3 level is slightly lower than ';normal range';.

Therefore, you ';may' have hypothyroidism.

[This is not certain without looking at the range level

on the results of your lab work, as different labs can

have different ranges they considered to be in normal

range].

This is something that your doctor should handle.

The doctor will give you medication to try and replace

the thyroid hormone that is missing in your body.

He will take blood tests to determine that these levels

are within the normal range and it may take time to

adjust the medications specifically to your bodies needs.

He may just take blood tests again to be sure of the

accuracy of the first blood test showing this, as no

blood testing is 100% accurate, as many things can

effect these tests. In Thyroid tests, being under alot

of stress or being sick can have an effect on the

tests results.

I hope this has been of some help to you.

Here are a couple of links, you can click on,

to learn more about the thyroid:

http://www.allthyroid.org/disorders/inde鈥?/a>

http://www.thyroidmanager.org/
Hi, Kansal,

From your TSH, you are HYPO. Your FT3 should OPTIMALLY be at the HIGH end of the ';normal range'; and your FT4 at least mid range.

You may be iodine deficient which affects your thyroid.

Get a prescription for the meds first of all so you have them if your supplementation trial does not work enough.

If I had your lab results I would start on Iodoral or it's equivalent and read up on what works in concert with it.

Track your dates and symptoms and what you took. IF after 2 weeks MAX, my symptoms remained or got worse I'd get on the meds in addition to the supplements.

I take ATP CoFactors, Vit C, Magnesium (NOT the Oxide version) Selenium, Tyrosine and the Iodoral and others.

I ignorantly let them con me into nuking my thyroid for Grave's Disease and am hypo and am on Nature-Throid which is natural but must still be prescribed.

Synthroid did bad things to me and is only T4 anyway. Your thyroid and NatureThroid have T4, T3, T2, T1 and Calcitonin.

NatureThroid is considered the generic hypo-allergenic equivalent of Armour Thyroid which is listed in the PDR (Physician's Desk Reference and is USP Certified.

http://www.optimox.com/pics/Iodine/IOD-0鈥?/a>

http://www.curesnaturally.com/Articles/M鈥?/a>

http://www.thyroid-info.com/articles/mer鈥?/a>

http://www.usdoctor.com/thyroid.htm

http://www.stopthethyroidmadness.com/sit鈥?/a>

Knowledge is power :)

-Katz

How to get rid of pimpals?

I dont have any acne but i do sometimes get random pimples? this makes me mad and it seems like if i get acne its just a pimple like 1 or 2? how to i prevent and get rid of them once they appear?How to get rid of pimpals?
rub toothpaste on them it drys them up and kills the bacteria!How to get rid of pimpals?
Rub doodoo on your face!
Depending on the type of pimple it is (on the skins surface or under it) you need different things. If you've got a painful red bump but no whitehead you want something that will gently remove the top layers so the treatment can get to the actual pimple, there are some overnight spot treatment for this. If the pimple is on the surface of the skin use a mud masque to draw out the oil and dirt and put teatree oil on what's left. To prevent pimples exfoliate your face daily before washing it, and use a toner and light moisturizer. For oily skin use an alcoholic astringent, for normal to dry skin use a non-alcoholic toner so your skin wont dry out. If you want a natural toner use witch hazel or rose water. If you want you can use a mud masque once a week to help keep your pores clean. Experiment with products until you find something that works for you. Eat yogurt, its good for your skin, and try to cut out sugary/fried foods, they make you break out. If you work out, always wash your face afterward.
I would recommend Acneace!!!!

I used it, and after 1 months, my acne was COMPLETELY gone!

Hope it works for you.

you can get From Google Search Acneace Official site. Good luck.

How do i get my boyfriend to put his arms around me?

Is there any way i can get him to put his arm around me without asking?How do i get my boyfriend to put his arms around me?
Well I would think he'd do that without you asking because his your boy friend! Hug him first then he will get used to the idea of hugging a girl back and of course it will be you.How do i get my boyfriend to put his arms around me?
Put you arm around him first. Monkey see, monkey do. He'll get the hint ---unless he's an airhead.
U shouldn't force him.. he should do it by his own free will
Give him head
Just hold his arm and put it around him without him even noticing, make it seem like it's not on purpose, very natural and see his reaction. If he's uncomfortable doing it maybe u not compatible :-/
take his arms and put them around you. :)

How do i get this guy to like me/ does he like me?

So i sit next to him in science and he flirts with me like today we were working in groups and he needed help so this other girl gave him her paper and it had all the same stuff as it did on my paper and hes like oh i like her (me) paper better and she was like why and hes like cause i just do. We talk a lot too and hes really funny and nice and i kind of like him now.How do i get this guy to like me/ does he like me?
• Some hints to see if someone likes u or not enjoy ♥

* If they want to talk to you all the time,

* If you turn around and you catch him/her looking at you,

* If they start acting nicer when you're around him/her,

* If they says ';yes'; to all the things you ask them to do,

* If they treat you differently than others,

* If they try to sit next to you at work, in class, at lunch, or play on a team with you during Gym/Recess or whatever

* If they look at you a lot every time you smile or laugh,

* If they act immaturely around you, like poking, teasing or playful flirting,

* If they seem to always want to hang out with you,

* If they gets closer with a body part, or if they try to touch you (e.g. when you touch him/her they might touch you back),

* If you catch them peeking at you and they smile,

* If they try to make you laugh,

* If they try to copy you,

* If they try to keep you in view for as long as possible or tend to look around and stop when they find you,

* If they subtly look at you but make it look like they are looking at the person next to you,

* If they constantly call you and use an excuse -such as “What was the homework?”

* If they go out of way to talk to you (e.g. if they go to the other side of your school to talk to you because they know you have a class there),

* If you see them staring at something by turning their head 90 degrees and when you look at them they smile and turn away, when this happens, check their pupils, they might have actually been staring at you

* If they invite you to their birthday party or any kind of party,

* If you flirt with a friend of theirs when they can see, and they looks jealous or automatically flirts back, (but don't flirt with them just to find out if they like you)

* If they talk to you and wants to know how you're doing,

* If they are nicer or try to talk to your friends,

* If they ask about you to your friends when you're not around,

* They mention places they are going, or invite you to group events like ';I'm going to a concert this weekend'; or ';I'm not doing many fun things this weekend';-- those could be hints they want you to come too!

* If they invite you to group events, that's a great sign! At least they want you around! or If they walk past you and try to look cool so you can glance at them

* If they try to show you things they got that are somewhat expensive (e.g. cell phone/camera) or they try to impress you,

* If you notice when they get out of class and start to walk a little slower than usual, then their trying to give you the opportunity to talk to them!

* If they always talk to you there's a great chance that they like you.

* If they feel so awful letting you down that they tell lies.(this is not good hmm?)

* If they would do anything to spend more time talking to you (e.g. if they talk/text to you until 2:30 in the morning).

* If you realize that they ignore you when your looking but when you look out of the corner of your eye, they turn back around to look back at you,

* If their talking to their friends and nodding like their paying attention but you realize their not, they have been actually staring at you the whole time!

* If they walk down the hallway (at school) and they ';accidentally'; bump/touch you, if they move your chair or pull your hair (teasingly etc.)

* If they ignore you almost completely. For example, when you call their name they do nothing, but when your friend does, they pay attention. This is because they might be embarrassed or not sure how to approach you. Be careful, though, they might be ignoring you because they just flat-out don't like you!

Hope this helped OK? ♥

How to get the Ethernet controller drivers for sony VAIO laptop VGNFS990 model?

hi.. i am unable to get the Ethernet controller drivers software for SONY VAIO VGNFS-990 model laptop. i got the software from sony site. After installing also i am unable to get the internet to laptop. kindly suggest any other method for software. Thank u.How to get the Ethernet controller drivers for sony VAIO laptop VGNFS990 model?
do may have download wrong driver for your device.

anyways, you may do the search and download of driver automatically... here is the be i've ever found:

http://xpdrivers.com/

I hope you find it useful. :)How to get the Ethernet controller drivers for sony VAIO laptop VGNFS990 model?
My only suggestion is to get the driver from here:

http://esupport.sony.com/perl/swu-list.p鈥?/a>

Make sure to get the right one for your OS (XP or Vista/7)

If you already did that, then I can't help you...
Make sure you uninstall your previous driver before installing the new and restart your system after each process. Also, performing the uninstalls/installs in safe mode is suggested

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